Parrot Droppings

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Parrot Droppings

Post by Nick Harvey » Tue May 27, 2003 2:36 pm

Well, this general chat area seems a little bare so far, so we obviously need a totally banal subject to start off the discussions.

And who better to come up with a totally banal subject than I?

Okay, so why doesn't the gardener collect up the parrot droppings and use them as manure on his flower beds?

Discuss!

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Parrot droppings

Post by Zarabeth » Tue May 27, 2003 4:17 pm

Oh you really don't want to know what happens to the parrot droppings.. :twisted:

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Post by Dabhand » Tue May 27, 2003 4:20 pm

I always thought they were used in explosives...Oh wait a minute, that's BAT droppings! :shock:

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Post by Plasma » Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:05 am

Well, if the parrots droppings are anything like the Parrot, they may be nailed down from time to time. :?

Hmm - Messy.

Incidentally, would the parrot use a CLAW hammer :?:

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Post by Dabhand » Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:44 pm

Oooh.. That is a terrible pun.

That's up amongst the, 'pieces of 7, peices of 7, ooops parroty error' whisper that the parrot had many moons ago.

It seems the poor parrot is being knobbled by both Mercury AND RockChik now...

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Post by Gloom » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:36 am

Well of course if you want the Parrot droppings you have to be
there to catch um :twisted:

Why do you think the gardener is so unhappy :P

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Post by Dabhand » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:40 am

You've not been giving him tips again have you GlooM?

That, presumably explains the Palm trees growing there...!

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Post by Gloom » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:51 am

Don't worry, the only breaks I ever give people
are broken legs :twisted:

Ok time to go looking for a whopper :D

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Post by Nick Harvey » Sat Jun 07, 2003 10:30 pm

Gloom wrote:time to go looking for a whopper
Oh no!

Gloom's off to find a larger than average sheep again!

She's grazing under the palm tree, mate!

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Post by Gloom » Sun Jun 08, 2003 10:55 am

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nick

It seems the people in charge at avatar
have noticed all the palm trees there.

I think they might be looking for some
kind of rent :shock:

Right I'm off where me shovel :wink:

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Post by Nick Harvey » Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:26 pm

Well, the version I've been told, on the jolly old grapevine, is that it was the gardener who planted all those palm trees, so the parrot would have somewhere comfortable to perch, so the gardener could collect all the droppings and use them as manure.

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Post by Dabhand » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:09 pm

Ack!

The gardener's in league with GlooM now?

:shock:

I think Zara needs to give someone a talking to...
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Post by Zarabeth » Sun Jul 06, 2003 7:40 am

Anyone else noticed what Oswald is using in his pea shooter...?

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Post by Gloom » Sat Jul 19, 2003 4:34 pm

Thats why I always keep out of range of Oswald!

It's a good thing I got plenty of water saved up for next
years bath :D

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Post by MuffinQueen » Thu Oct 23, 2003 5:13 am

-blinks and looks at them blankly-
Parrot Droppings?
I thought they were used in plain yogurt :twisted:
-laughs and falls off her chair-
Sorry just me being stupid.
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