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by Nick Harvey » Tue May 27, 2003 2:36 pm
Well, this general chat area seems a little bare so far, so we obviously need a totally banal subject to start off the discussions.
And who better to come up with a totally banal subject than I?
Okay, so why doesn't the gardener collect up the parrot droppings and use them as manure on his flower beds?
Discuss!
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by Zarabeth » Tue May 27, 2003 4:17 pm
Oh you really don't want to know what happens to the parrot droppings..
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by Dabhand » Tue May 27, 2003 4:20 pm
I always thought they were used in explosives...Oh wait a minute, that's BAT droppings!
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by Plasma » Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:05 am
Well, if the parrots droppings are anything like the Parrot, they may be nailed down from time to time.
Hmm - Messy.
Incidentally, would the parrot use a CLAW hammer
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by Dabhand » Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:44 pm
Oooh.. That is a terrible pun.
That's up amongst the, 'pieces of 7, peices of 7, ooops parroty error' whisper that the parrot had many moons ago.
It seems the poor parrot is being knobbled by both Mercury AND RockChik now...
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by Gloom » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:36 am
Well of course if you want the Parrot droppings you have to be
there to catch um
Why do you think the gardener is so unhappy
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by Dabhand » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:40 am
You've not been giving him tips again have you GlooM?
That, presumably explains the Palm trees growing there...!
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by Gloom » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:51 am
Don't worry, the only breaks I ever give people
are broken legs
Ok time to go looking for a whopper
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by Gloom » Sun Jun 08, 2003 10:55 am
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nick
It seems the people in charge at avatar
have noticed all the palm trees there.
I think they might be looking for some
kind of rent
Right I'm off where me shovel
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by Nick Harvey » Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:26 pm
Well, the version I've been told, on the jolly old grapevine, is that it was the gardener who planted all those palm trees, so the parrot would have somewhere comfortable to perch, so the gardener could collect all the droppings and use them as manure.
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by Dabhand » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:09 pm
Ack!
The gardener's in league with GlooM now?
I think Zara needs to give someone a talking to...
Dabhand.
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by Zarabeth » Sun Jul 06, 2003 7:40 am
Anyone else noticed what Oswald is using in his pea shooter...?
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by Gloom » Sat Jul 19, 2003 4:34 pm
Thats why I always keep out of range of Oswald!
It's a good thing I got plenty of water saved up for next
years bath
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by MuffinQueen » Thu Oct 23, 2003 5:13 am
-blinks and looks at them blankly-
Parrot Droppings?
I thought they were used in plain yogurt
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Sorry just me being stupid.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?