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The Stink of Cat Litter
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Author:  Nick Harvey [ Sun Jul 20, 2003 11:28 pm ]
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Does anyone know why it is that whenever I go anywhere near the castle in the wilderness, the air is pervaded by the dreadful stink of cat's pee?

I really think something ought to be done about it.

Can't the damn moggy be put down, or something?

Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web

Author:  Palia [ Mon Jul 21, 2003 5:46 pm ]
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No she *bleep*ing can't be put down! :evil: Morgan is a beautiful kitten and everybody loves her except you so just leave her alone. Maybe that stench you can smell is Pornstar's perfume, since the castle seems to be her favourite business venue. Come to think of it, what were you doing there anyway? Do we even wanna know? :o

Author:  Anonymous [ Sat Jul 26, 2003 12:15 am ]
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I agree with Nick!! :twisted: not that i haven't already broken the kitten!! :twisted:

Author:  Nick Harvey [ Sat Jul 26, 2003 12:44 am ]
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Just make sure you stroke the bloomin' thing every time you pass.

I'm reliably informed that when it's been stroked one hundred times, it dies, passes on, shuffles off this mortal coil, snuffs it!

A bit like the centipede with the wooden leg - ninety-nine, bonk!

Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web

Author:  Achelous [ Sat Jul 26, 2003 12:46 am ]
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:D It was 100, It has been increased a bit since then, seeing as a certain someone stroked it 1000 times in a day. :D

Author:  Nick Harvey [ Sat Jul 26, 2003 3:21 pm ]
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I like the way it backs away if you shout "guitar strings" at it!

Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web

Author:  Lyra [ Sun Jul 27, 2003 11:52 pm ]
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Hahahahaha, I have to admit that it's very hard to resist the temptation to stroke the kitty as I wander freely in the wilderness. :twisted: *snigger* And by the state of the kitten now it seems that some people make it their sole purpose to go and stroke it, *cough*not that it's rockchik... :roll:
Also I would like to suggest that the action be modified to *pick up and swing round by tail* as this is much more enjoyble for both avatar and most probably cat.
And just a small finishing piont... WHY DOESN'T AVATAR WORK ANYMORE??????????????:shock: 3 nights it's been down when I've tried to get on. I may go innto mourning, though I already wear lots of black, so perhaps pink would be more special? :cry: :cry: :cry:
Anyway, well done if you're reading this bit as I am beginning to rant now and you've probably all stopped reading LONG before this bit. Oh well, see if it bothers me. :P

Author:  Nick Harvey [ Mon Jul 28, 2003 1:25 am ]
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Totally agree regarding the naff moggy.

It should be swung round by its tail and thrown to the lioness as a snack.

As to Avatar, it looks like it's broken till 2nd August. See the thread in "Announcements" for details of Dabhand's deriliction of duty by going away for a week.

Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web

Author:  Achelous [ Mon Jul 28, 2003 2:37 am ]
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Avatar did go down Friday night, but it was back up around about 11pm, and it was working all day Saturday. I'm not sure when it broke again, but hopefully someone will notice and fix it before long.

Author:  Achelous [ Tue Jul 29, 2003 11:11 pm ]
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Avatar is back up

Author:  Anonymous [ Thu Jul 31, 2003 11:57 pm ]
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how good does my signature look just sitting there all alone in the middle of the chat... and now at the bottom of it too. Just thought i'd brighten up your day. Ooh this could count as another good deed :twisted:

Author:  Dabhand [ Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:27 pm ]
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Dereliction of duty Nick?

I will have you know I've spent most of my time in Germany drinking beer and eating a lot! I've had some really really nice weather down there too - was up to 30 degrees most days!

Anyways, the server is now back for the moment.

Author:  Palia [ Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:17 am ]
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well if duty wasn't neglected then, it definitely is now.

"sorry for the delay but i was out yesterday"
YESTERDAY??? it was, like, 10 months since it had been updated. ok so maybe that's a slight exaggeration but still. just to remind all us sad lonely people that u have a life.

And it's another 10 months since then! The charts are very old as well. I'm bright, actually now. not glowing. i caught up with Argo and i've not even been recognised for it yet. sniff.

If you're wondering why i'm having a massive strop it's cos i'm all alone on avatar and have nothing better to do. pweesh 4giv me! :)

Author:  Dabhand [ Mon Dec 29, 2003 2:24 pm ]
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Cough...
<em points to the announcements thread>

Updates *do* happen... Its just a matter of finding the time to install them at the moment.

Author:  Palia [ Fri Jan 02, 2004 11:43 pm ]
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it's called prioritising

if i even spelt that right

but there's no need to cough at me.... i did apologise so stop picking on me :cry:

oh well i'm sure i'll get over that. especially as i have a brand spanking new funky skirt! not for spanking of course...

Pornstar sends her love to everybody... especially Ache-y pantz hehe.

Lots of love from me xxxx

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