The Stink of Cat Litter
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The Stink of Cat Litter
Does anyone know why it is that whenever I go anywhere near the castle in the wilderness, the air is pervaded by the dreadful stink of cat's pee?
I really think something ought to be done about it.
Can't the damn moggy be put down, or something?
Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web
I really think something ought to be done about it.
Can't the damn moggy be put down, or something?
Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web
No she *bleep*ing can't be put down!
Morgan is a beautiful kitten and everybody loves her except you so just leave her alone. Maybe that stench you can smell is Pornstar's perfume, since the castle seems to be her favourite business venue. Come to think of it, what were you doing there anyway? Do we even wanna know? ![Surprised :o](./images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif)
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Just make sure you stroke the bloomin' thing every time you pass.
I'm reliably informed that when it's been stroked one hundred times, it dies, passes on, shuffles off this mortal coil, snuffs it!
A bit like the centipede with the wooden leg - ninety-nine, bonk!
Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web
I'm reliably informed that when it's been stroked one hundred times, it dies, passes on, shuffles off this mortal coil, snuffs it!
A bit like the centipede with the wooden leg - ninety-nine, bonk!
Nick Harvey
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I like the way it backs away if you shout "guitar strings" at it!
Nick Harvey
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Nick Harvey
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Hahahahaha, I have to admit that it's very hard to resist the temptation to stroke the kitty as I wander freely in the wilderness.
*snigger* And by the state of the kitten now it seems that some people make it their sole purpose to go and stroke it, *cough*not that it's rockchik...
Also I would like to suggest that the action be modified to *pick up and swing round by tail* as this is much more enjoyble for both avatar and most probably cat.
And just a small finishing piont... WHY DOESN'T AVATAR WORK ANYMORE??????????????:shock: 3 nights it's been down when I've tried to get on. I may go innto mourning, though I already wear lots of black, so perhaps pink would be more special?
Anyway, well done if you're reading this bit as I am beginning to rant now and you've probably all stopped reading LONG before this bit. Oh well, see if it bothers me.![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
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Also I would like to suggest that the action be modified to *pick up and swing round by tail* as this is much more enjoyble for both avatar and most probably cat.
And just a small finishing piont... WHY DOESN'T AVATAR WORK ANYMORE??????????????:shock: 3 nights it's been down when I've tried to get on. I may go innto mourning, though I already wear lots of black, so perhaps pink would be more special?
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Anyway, well done if you're reading this bit as I am beginning to rant now and you've probably all stopped reading LONG before this bit. Oh well, see if it bothers me.
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Totally agree regarding the naff moggy.
It should be swung round by its tail and thrown to the lioness as a snack.
As to Avatar, it looks like it's broken till 2nd August. See the thread in "Announcements" for details of Dabhand's deriliction of duty by going away for a week.
Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web
It should be swung round by its tail and thrown to the lioness as a snack.
As to Avatar, it looks like it's broken till 2nd August. See the thread in "Announcements" for details of Dabhand's deriliction of duty by going away for a week.
Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web
well if duty wasn't neglected then, it definitely is now.
"sorry for the delay but i was out yesterday"
YESTERDAY??? it was, like, 10 months since it had been updated. ok so maybe that's a slight exaggeration but still. just to remind all us sad lonely people that u have a life.
And it's another 10 months since then! The charts are very old as well. I'm bright, actually now. not glowing. i caught up with Argo and i've not even been recognised for it yet. sniff.
If you're wondering why i'm having a massive strop it's cos i'm all alone on avatar and have nothing better to do. pweesh 4giv me!![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
"sorry for the delay but i was out yesterday"
YESTERDAY??? it was, like, 10 months since it had been updated. ok so maybe that's a slight exaggeration but still. just to remind all us sad lonely people that u have a life.
And it's another 10 months since then! The charts are very old as well. I'm bright, actually now. not glowing. i caught up with Argo and i've not even been recognised for it yet. sniff.
If you're wondering why i'm having a massive strop it's cos i'm all alone on avatar and have nothing better to do. pweesh 4giv me!
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Cough...
<em points to the announcements thread>
Updates *do* happen... Its just a matter of finding the time to install them at the moment.
<em points to the announcements thread>
Updates *do* happen... Its just a matter of finding the time to install them at the moment.
Dabhand.
it's called prioritising
if i even spelt that right
but there's no need to cough at me.... i did apologise so stop picking on me
oh well i'm sure i'll get over that. especially as i have a brand spanking new funky skirt! not for spanking of course...
Pornstar sends her love to everybody... especially Ache-y pantz hehe.
Lots of love from me xxxx
if i even spelt that right
but there's no need to cough at me.... i did apologise so stop picking on me
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oh well i'm sure i'll get over that. especially as i have a brand spanking new funky skirt! not for spanking of course...
Pornstar sends her love to everybody... especially Ache-y pantz hehe.
Lots of love from me xxxx