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by Nick Harvey
Sun Jul 20, 2003 9:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Stink of Cat Litter
Replies: 59
Views: 358566

The Stink of Cat Litter

Does anyone know why it is that whenever I go anywhere near the castle in the wilderness, the air is pervaded by the dreadful stink of cat's pee? I really think something ought to be done about it. Can't the damn moggy be put down, or something? Nick Harvey Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on t...
by Nick Harvey
Mon Jul 14, 2003 1:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: MUD client
Replies: 5
Views: 39067

I'm still using AvPlay 5, as recommended by Mr Gloom, ages ago.

I expect it's well out-of-date by now, but it works.

Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web
by Nick Harvey
Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:26 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Parrot Droppings
Replies: 16
Views: 109649

Well, the version I've been told, on the jolly old grapevine, is that it was the gardener who planted all those palm trees, so the parrot would have somewhere comfortable to perch, so the gardener could collect all the droppings and use them as manure. Nick Harvey Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lu...
by Nick Harvey
Sat Jun 07, 2003 10:30 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Parrot Droppings
Replies: 16
Views: 109649

Gloom wrote:time to go looking for a whopper
Oh no!

Gloom's off to find a larger than average sheep again!

She's grazing under the palm tree, mate!

Nick Harvey
Carbuncle Corner - The Monstrous Lump on the World Wide Web
by Nick Harvey
Tue May 27, 2003 2:36 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Parrot Droppings
Replies: 16
Views: 109649

Parrot Droppings

Well, this general chat area seems a little bare so far, so we obviously need a totally banal subject to start off the discussions. And who better to come up with a totally banal subject than I? Okay, so why doesn't the gardener collect up the parrot droppings and use them as manure on his flower be...